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Ada 2 orang bos bertemu pada sebuah bar. Saat itu mereka lagi mempergunjingkan sopirnya masing-masing.
Bos 1: "Hei, kau tahu tidak, sopirku itu buoodohnya nggak ketulungan! Mau kubuktikan?
Lalu Bos 1 memanggil Ahmad, sopirnya, ke dalam bar.
Bos 1: "Ahmad! Nih uang Rp.1 Juta, belikan aku sebuah mobil sedan Mercedes"
Ahmad: "Siap bos!"
Lalu Ahmad pergi dengan membawa Rp.1 Juta dan keluar dari bar tersebut.
Lalu Bos 1 berkata pada Bos 2.
Bos 1: "Nah, apa kubilang ? Benar-benar bodoh kan?"
Bos 2: "Kalau itu sih, masih belum seberapa, coba lihat sopirku ini... "
Gantian Bos 2 memanggil sopirnya, Beni, untuk menemuinya di dalam bar.
Bos 2: "Beni, coba kamu pulang ke rumah untuk cek apakah aku ada di rumah?"
Beni: "OK Bos !"
Lalu Beni pergi meninggalkan bar tersebut.
Lalu Bos 2 berkata pada Bos 1,
Bos 2: "Bagaimana?, khan idiot sekali sopirku itu?"
Di luar bar, tanpa sengaja Ahmad dan Beni bertemu, masing-masing membicarakan mengenai kebodohan bosnya masing-masing,
Ahmad: "Kau tahu betapa bodohnya bosku, dia memberiku Rp.1 Juta untuk membeli sebuah sedan Mercedes padahal kau khan tahu kalau sekarang hari Minggu, mana ada showroom mobil yang buka??"
Beni: "Ah itu sih masih belum seberapa ..., kau tahu bosku di bar barusan menyuruh aku pulang kerumah untuk mengecek apakah dia ada di rumah atau tidak, kok dia demikian bodohnya, masa dia nggak bisa cek
sendiri pakai HP-nya?"
( He he he he he, .... jadi siapa yang bodoh ya !? )
SEORANG suami sangat bersuka cita ketika mengetahui sang isteri hamil muda. Namun sebelum mendapat kepastian dari dokter, mereka sepakat merahasiakan kehamilan itu.
“Pa, nggak usah diomongin dulu ya, takut gagal. Kan nggak enak kalau sudah diomong-omongin,” pinta sang istri.
“Oke deh, Ma. Janji nggak bakalan diomongin sebelum ada konfirmasi dokter,” sahut sang suami.
Tiba-tiba datang petugas PLN ke rumah mereka untuk menyerahkan tagihan dan denda atas tunggakan rekening listrik mereka bulan lalu.
“Nyonya terlambat satu bulan,” kata petugas rekening PLN.
“Bapak tahu dari mana? Papa, tolong nih bicara sama orang PLN ini!” si istri teriak kebingungan.
“Eh, sembarangan. Bagaimana Anda bisa tahu masalah ini?” tanya suami.
“Semua tercatat di kantor kami, Pak,” kata petugas PLN lagi.
Sang suami bertambah sengit. “Oke. Besok saja saya ke kantor Bapak untuk menyelesaikan masalah ini!”
Keesokan harinya, lelaki itu berkunjung ke kantor PLN.
“Bagaimana PLN tahu rahasia keluarga saya?” tanyanya.
“Ya tahu, dong. Lha wong ada catatannya pada kami!”
“Jadi saya mesti bagaimana agar berita ini dirahasiakan, Pak?”
Karyawan PLN, “Ya mesti bayar dong, Pak!”
Lelaki itu berpikir ia sedang diperas. “Kalau saya tidak mau bayar, bagaimana?”
“Ya, punya Bapak terpaksa kami putus….”
“Lha, kalau diputus…nanti isteri saya, bagaimana?”
“Kan masih bisa pakai lilin,” sahut karyawan PLN itu enteng.
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Two of Europe's biggest economies, France and Germany, helped drive the overall growth. French Finance Minister Christine Lagarde announced the French economy had grown 0.3 percent in the third quarter, and predicted it would enter 2010 with its old momentum.
In an interview on French radio, Lagarde said the fact the French economy had posted two successive quarters of positive growth showed it was turning around. She also noted that the labour market had only shed 5,000 jobs in the last quarter, far fewer than at the beginning of the year. Speaking from Singapore, Lagarde predicted Asia would drive the world economic recovery — but she also said it was important to continue government economic stimulus measures through 2010.
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